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 No.159595[Reply]

Ugh another week of work
I wish my job was just playing Skyrim

 No.159608

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i like this charming and adorable paarthurnax

 No.159612

Play a better game.

 No.159649

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>>159612
I'll be replaying cold steel 4 as soon as i get out of WORK



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 No.126847[Reply]

just did my taxes
guys i owe the feds 15 bucks wtf do i do bros…..
also tax hate thread o algo
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 No.159515

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Hope im gonna pay less this month because now that all my parents died i dont have to pay for them. Unless the bitch government will decide to fuck me over this shit.

Kill pewteen.

 No.159541

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>>159515
government will always fuck niggers over
only silver lining when my mom died is we didnt inherit her debts that she accumulated but they sure fucking tried to get money from us, wasnt the government but my point stands

 No.159620

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Taxes

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 No.159240[Reply]

When did tranime troons got so obssesed with futa? The oldfags might've been degenerates themselves but atleast I dont really see futa mentioned that much 15-20 years ago
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>>159621
I accidentally ordered a ladyboy so I had to call it off

 No.159625

>>159621
double meaning

 No.159626

>>159625
Double entendre

 No.159627

>>159621
A pun.

 No.159630

>>159624
I knew it



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 No.159421[Reply]

bruh
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 No.159478

>>159476
Im Bvllgarian bronze actually

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 No.159480

every time

 No.159481

>>159477
Love is in the air

 No.159578

hehe lol



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 No.159529[Reply]

When the haters hate on my thread, I secretly complement my own thread to counter the hate.

 No.159530

I hate on your thread

 No.159531

Your thread is great.

 No.159535

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>ur thred is ok
>i guess

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 No.159469[Reply]

My proclivity for articulating myself in what some pejoratively label a “pretentious manner” is, in fact, a deliberate optimization of communicative bandwidth across multidimensional semantic space. Language, when flattened into monosyllabic utilitarianism, fails to encode the fractal complexity of thought vectors oscillating across the cognitive manifold. Much like in quantum chromodynamics, where particles exchange gluons in rich, probabilistic interactions, I exchange ideas using linguistic fermions of maximal elegance and precision, governed by a syntax-symmetry group SU(Etymology,Metaphor)SU(Etymology,Metaphor). To truncate one’s speech for the sake of relatability is to voluntarily collapse into a low-energy epistemic state, devoid of nuance or spectral richness. I do not speak pretentiously to confuse—I do so because clarity, when stretched across higher-dimensional intellectscapes, often requires the tensile strength of ornate verbiage. As string theory posits hidden dimensions beyond human perception, I posit that vocabulary is a projection of those unseen mental dimensions; and to limit language is, in essence, to compactify thought into a trivial manifold of small talk. Thus, my diction isn’t arrogance—it’s an emergent property of high-order introspective turbulence.

 No.159470

this nigga has clearly never read george orwell

 No.159475

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turbulence?



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 No.159090[Reply]

Ive been up for multiple days on adderall please help
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>>159231
what else are you taking?
for how long did you sleep?
and what kind of job do you have?
just curious

 No.159300

>>159090
nigger idgaf bout you but that madotsuki be fire

 No.159311

>>159300
Bro comes on this shithole to rage, just like the turk croat and spainard come here to complain

 No.159316

>>159311
The croat is funny tho

 No.159327




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 No.159229[Reply]

spin!

 No.159232

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sniff!

 No.159235

ssp

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 No.142577[Reply]

I need Minecraft Movie (2025) brainrot as a source of instant gratification.
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>>150468
Bant goat ☝️😞

 No.150476

>>150468
This should be stickied

 No.152468

>>150476
gyate.net video of the month

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 No.159214[Reply]

Junko taking the pizza out while Mokou slices it

 No.159215

cheese pizza o algo

 No.159220

How will this affect Yukari whale's weight

 No.159221

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3 slices have only 2 pepperoni cause the stupid hoe mokou didn't slice it properly



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 No.146946[Reply]

Yukari Junko and Yuyuko are Whale
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 No.147044

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whale is global

 No.147045

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 No.159190

>>146949
2 because kuda gitsune are small enough to fit into a bamboo tube

 No.159191

>>159154
heca on the right looks like she smells good



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 No.159044[Reply]

>Bro your like more mentally ill than most of the people here
>*because some faggot 16 year old armchair psychologist said so

 No.159054

niggas out here with no degrees committing medical/psychiatric malpractice

 No.159079

>>159044
This means I'm relatively normal! 🥳🥳🥳🥳

 No.159185

Just like leddit

 No.159186

>>159044
gigachad says this



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 No.159170[Reply]

> nooo, futa is not bant culture.
> the website's mascot is literally a woman with balls
Care to explain, futahaters?
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>>159173
>balls

 No.159175

>sees the earth and moon
>Immediately thinks of testicles
Care to explain, faggot?

 No.159176

>>159170
do NOT click on options and select the "keyed frog" theme

 No.159178

>>159176
OMG, antifuta cuсks lost

 No.159179

>>159176
Frogsisters..



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 No.158594[Reply]

Buddhist sisters, our response? 👀
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>>158595
AI gods have won already, go home old man
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>>158598
won what

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>>158602
We won

 No.158609

AI won

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 No.159129[Reply]

Im Oltean and I take a bottle and I finish it and after that one another one and after that I whip my wife and beat my neighbours and when Im done I guard my leeks
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>>159131
hol' up, I think I found something

 No.159134

>>159131
VGHHHHHHHHHHH, they're talking about one of my childhood villages, I remember going to Babiciu on the banks of the Olt and dying of heat while searching for water snails and crayfish. Those were the days man

 No.159146

>>159134
romania is bintculture culture

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>>159146
no such thing as bintculture culture

 No.159156

>>159134
watched it and it's Capricornian



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