Thou shalt not cast forth trollery, nor racism, nor images of the anthropomorphic flesh, nor the grotesque in form or deed, nor images of loli or shota lust, nor the dubs or GETs, nor 'Roll for X' tomfoolery, save within the board known as /b/.
Thou shalt not unveil nor seek the private names, faces, or dwelling places of thy fellow man, neither shalt thou cry for raid nor conspire to invade any board, be it of this realm or another.
Thou shalt honour the boards bearing the blue raiment of Yotsuba B, and keep them work-safe; thou shalt not post unclean images there, whether veiled by spoiler or no.
Thou shalt bring forth posts of quality and substance; refrain from idle babble, from stale words and tiresome pastes, from maymays and ironic foolery, from gibbering tongues and indecipherable scripts.
Thou shalt not bear false witness through misclassified reports, nor wield the hammer of moderation in jest; neither shalt thou cry out ‘I have reported’ nor speak of the sacred act of sage.
Thou shalt not murmur nor whine against 4chan, its laws, nor those who keep it; for such grievance shall be cast into the void.
Thou shalt not evade the judgment of banishment, for to flee it bringeth only the eternal ban; instead, be patient and make thy appeal with humility.
Thou shalt not flood, spam, nor deceive the filters of this land; thou shalt not hawk goods, nor beg, nor spread links of gain; thou shalt not masquerade as janitor nor moderator; nor shalt thou wear avatars or sign thy name; neither shalt thou use bots, nor proxies, nor VPNs, nor the dark gate called Tor; all things of ponykind shalt thou keep unto /mlp/, and all manner of request thou shalt place within /r/ or /wsr/, according to its kind.
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