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 No.163722[Reply]

COBSON IS THE LAST CISGENDER THING ON THIS WEBSITE LET'S TAKE OVER GO GO GO
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 No.164089

Remember when Cobson was called Jacobson

 No.164094

Engaging in soyfaggotry even ironically will result in the participants being put into the fag bag for 2 days.

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 No.162424[Reply]

Recently I went to an anime con, I met a touhou fan there, he was an obese mexican who stank like shit and semen. I tried making a civilized discussion with him, I mentioned how BA has good official content unlike 2hu which has to be carried by community, otherwise it would suck. He got so mad that, I kid you not, cockroach antennas popped out of his head and he started calling me jewish(he guessed it right) he then tried to pray to hitlеr(in spanish of course) but I interrupted it by punching him. The teeth I knocked out polluted my bag of coke but that's not important. I then seduced a juvenile looking Flandre cosplayer and had long hot sex with her while he was sitting on a cuck chair

Is this how every touhou fan is really like???
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>>164027
What is she saying?

 No.164076

>>164064
It's up to viewer interpretation basically because Korean isn't a real language

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>>164076
I see, so she's saying "those are true facts, please marry me" thank you Miku

 No.164086

>>164076
You.. you are a truetaku



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 No.162789[Reply]

>o algo
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 No.163683

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>warrior technology

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>o algo

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>>164053
Saved, this image will be used in the near future, God willing

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 No.164001[Reply]

hi
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>>164031
wait
*sniff sniff*
i know your smell

 No.164033

its familiar……..

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>>164032
AC hes trying to hax bint with a pdf

 No.164041

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>>164030
its kino

 No.164042

>>164041
OH MY GOSH THATS PEAK



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 No.2234[Reply][Last 100 Posts]

Otaku humor thread
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me

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>>146760
Goddddd tall patcho

 No.161756

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haha lol 😂

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 No.164013

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>posting twitterslop



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 No.163799[Reply]

lets all learn shinto and taoism so we become reimus so we fly and destroy nwo
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 No.163924

>>163806
This is very bad, less cool bugs to find

 No.163953

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kill bugs death to bugs

 No.163955

>>163924
facts. Bug haters are scum.

 No.163960

>>163953
-Bugs
Important for ecosystem
Cleans waste
Cute
Fun to catch
Make nostalgic sounds
-Neets
Parasites
Ugly
Should just dissapear

 No.163994

>>163829
and Indonesian too cuz they're based



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 No.163883[Reply]

never ever

 No.163885

It says whales but all I see are sukusukus in that pic

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Is this some new whale game? Never heard of it

 No.163981

important



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 No.163897[Reply]

I took a bunch of sildenafil before work for my daily goon sesh and now it wont go down at work
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 No.163908

let me help you out~

 No.163977

idgi

 No.163979

wait, I get it



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 No.163906[Reply]

delivery for dead board
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キタ───(゚∀゚)───!!

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>>163906
You forgot your pehpeh, croatcuck
>>163922
There is no pathetic group of people like niggers who yapping about dey wuz blax we wuz kangz. Have nothing to brag about so they create their stupid fairy tales to cope with own inferiority.

 No.163961

>>163937
Youre just mad that Putin revealed the ancient icons ghat show Jesus was a black.

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>>163961
Bro made me choke my drink



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 No.163600[Reply]

>its another episode apathetic addicted normalsloppers keeping consooomerism alive, and dont tune into any information about product and just consoom and get excited for next product
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 No.163815

I'm only reading it once I get home.

 No.163863

fdr good

 No.163947

>>163783
Im gonna go get drunk and play dark souls 1. I tried this before but I was too fucked up to even walk aroun so im gonna do 1 death 1 shot to keep it moderate.

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>>163751
>Muh ceeceepee genocide
Kill yourself American lapdog

 No.163952

>>163751
>If America were to move towards socialism through reform
Literally impossible.



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 No.163939[Reply]

One of these days I am going to snap and start a cult. You are all invited but I may require carnal acts of my followers.

It will be fun.

 No.163942

I have these but only ever towards my mother.
She's an evil evil bitch.

 No.163944

i have those but towards everything
its ok



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 No.163833[Reply]

What's your Zodiac + MBTI ?

MBTI test :

https://www.16personalities.com/free-personality-test
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 No.163859

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>ISTJ
>Sagittarius
Most of the time these tests are bullshit, but I always get ISTJ somehow.
If assrology not real then why so afraid to post your full natal chart, which tells much more about you than your sun sign, huh???

 No.163894

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-NTJ
equally E and I, changes depending on my surroundings and mood
strongly N T and J (>80%)

 No.163900

>>163833
I logged into my account from years ago and it said ISTP-A but I took the test again today and got INTP-T
Should I be worried?

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>>163900
you have to pay attention to how strongly you are fitting into each 1 dimensional axiom
you could be nearly 50-50 on the S-N axes, therefore you are more aptly I-TP
and u are also dumb bc u had to ask

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>>163900
Now that you posted this I did the same thing right now and I was INTJ and now I'm ISTJ lol



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 No.163532[Reply]

real reason most frog posters and modery irony blind normalfags (soybabas) can't get backing from kek is that they blaspheme him every time they force a laugh out of spite.
disingenuous mock laughter is a mockery of the god of laughter, that they'll never accept their own fault in cursing themselves is probably the best long standing joke.
force a laugh all you want, you're that kid in the back of the class laughing at his own jokes.

 No.163664

every thread deserveth an reply

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>>163664
Aaaaaa bumping frog thread ima finna crash out aaaaaaaaaa

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>>163667
honestly there would be less of a problem with it if it wasn't same face boring neutral expression garbage



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 No.163736[Reply]

Little Lamb who made thee?
Dost thou know who made thee?
Gave thee life and bid thee feed
By the stream and o'er the mead;
Gave thee clothing of delight,
Softest clothing wooly bright;
Gave thee such a tender voice,
Making all the vales rejoice
Little Lamb who made thee?
Dost thou know who made thee?
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>>163748
can I watch while you screw rutaka

 No.163771

>>163749
no, but you get to participate <3

 No.163772

>>163771
Yooooo he gets to be poop eater

 No.163773

>>163771
They (Jews) say imitation is the greatest form of flattery.

 No.163862

>>163743
you must slay a futard to redeem yourself



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 No.163738[Reply]

Tyger Tyger, burning bright,
In the forests of the night;
What immortal hand or eye,
Could frame thy fearful symmetry?

In what distant deeps or skies.
Burnt the fire of thine eyes?
On what wings dare he aspire?
What the hand, dare seize the fire?

 No.163741

yeah something of that sort

 No.163831

тигр is kot



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