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 No.164929[Reply]

My neighbour was dropped by the company for stealing electricity
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>>164952
to steal electricity
they do this here

 No.164956

>>164952
ignorant firstie…

 No.164963

>>164954
ok yeah
but to power what
just in general?

 No.164965

>>164963
everything
now it's risky cuz the companies got more alert with electricity tracking and >>164929 happens

 No.164967

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>>164965
i see
thank you for enlightening me



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 No.164811[Reply]

>Inshallah stay away from our gets or you shall meet the same fate as this degenerate creature
<No don't sho-*BANG*ACCKKKKKKK
(You) Have been warned… also your faggot password wasn't hard to guess
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 No.164822

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>(You) Have been warned… also your faggot password wasn't hard to guess

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>>164820
nobody mad at jaks here doe

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 No.164840[Reply]

Fact

 No.164910

every thread deserves a reply

 No.164913

>>164840
Equivalent to twitter screencap. Another trannythread hidden.



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 No.164808[Reply]

Cracker

 No.164906

every thread deserves a reply



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 No.164754[Reply]

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 No.164761

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oy vey for my goys

 No.164785

Also known as bantsexual

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 No.164896

Anal sex is rare among faggots, they usual just suck them lollipops. Anal sex always smells shitty. Always.

 No.164898

>>164896
You would know, lmao lole!



 No.161966[Reply]

weeb beatdown thread
post weebs getting humiliated
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 No.163438

>>163406
Kill everyone who isnt a worker

 No.164864

>>163406
bluds so based

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>>164864
Fucking psued

 No.164880

>>163438
Ok neet, you are first to go



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 No.164769[Reply]

awawa
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 No.164779

awebo

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 No.164788

>>164787
hwabird

 No.164879

i love these little guys like you wouldn't believe



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 No.164810[Reply]

> In some Middle East regions, men engage in a practice known as taqaandan ("to click" in Kurdish) […]. It's a painless process, similar to knuckle-cracking, in which the top half of an erect penis is bent forcefully while the rest of the shaft is held stationary.
> Usually this produces only a loss of erection and a satisfying popping noise, says Zargooshi, who published a report on the phenomenon in December in the Journal of Sexual Medicine. Other times, it will fracture the penis. Taqaandan is a public health concern in western Iran, where penile fractures are unusually common. "The practice of taqaandan is increasing, and we don't know why," Zargooshi says.
https://web.archive.org/web/20090214130643/http://www.latimes.com/features/health/la-hew-mating9-2009feb09,0,5573112,full.story

Middle east niggas just casually breaking their dicks, like what the fuck.

 No.164831

why do soybabas practice taqaandan

 No.164866

>>164810
>taqaandan
sounds like the average american male guetto name

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>kords
Those who know 🤫



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 No.163129[Reply]

hey bint do you have that one picture of a pink-haired(?) girl crying in front of a cake that has "cring" written on it?
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 No.163189

>>163179
A10 iramqi 🤯

 No.163216

no

 No.163225

you at one time posted it but i don't think i have it

 No.164855

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annoucment!!!

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>>164855
This is huge



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 No.164642[Reply]

Now that the dust has finally settled, was george spitting facts in this political comic? 👀
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 No.164677

>>164661
…excepting gooning to futa and getting into heated arguments on image boards

 No.164789

I like big butts and I cannot lie
All these other brothers deny

 No.164790

>>164656
my consumerism is le good and patrician others are le plebian

 No.164794

fat asses won

 No.164842

>>164656
sports are lame and for mindless robots but buying anime figurines definitely isnt



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 No.164834[Reply]

>leftoids complain about something their correct but about it in the worst way possible
>Rightoids want the exact opposite out of spite even though the opposite opinion is retarded
Is this a psyops?

 No.164835

>>164834
But go about it in the worst way possible*

 No.164837

This is THE psyop. Humans are tribal creatures and would rather be stupid jocks than smart nerds to put it in basic terms. This is why dark woke needs to be a thing and not be cringe which can be started I think by reclaiming punk culture, because the only thing that can beat a dumb jock is a smart jock.

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Do we really need another polishit thread here? Like, really?



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 No.164672[Reply]

Why do imageboard georgecels who think they're superior hate sports so much?
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niggerball is the only team sport i can stomach, but the nba is trash these days. full grown men will trip a little or someone's shoulder will brush theirs and they'll flop to the ground like they just got all their bones pulverized at once, and then someone will call foul so their team gets a free throw, which are easily the worst mechanic in any professional sport ever. also, watching professional b-ball makes me mad because sometimes niggas will just play like girls in gym class.
>ohh im just gonna stand off to the side and do fucking nothing all game and jog to the other side of the court when everyone else does

old school wrestling is pretty kino i just wish there was a place to watch it without paying. i also pray that one day wrestling has a comeback and we get cool characters and these obviously choreographed fights again. the fun of pro wrestling was how cheesy and staged it was but yet again post-irony or some shit ruined that bc if old wrestling came out today niggas would be like "ermmmm he didnt actually break that guys back…"

ive been thinking about getting into euroball because im considering moving to EVROPA at some point as america is very smelly and full of fat old men but im still debating it

 No.164743

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i love sports
racing, shooting, etc.

adult sportsball fans however are mostly plebeian hooligans and behind the median on the bell curve

 No.164744

>>164741
sumo is fun to watch

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>>164701
No local clubs so no soul



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Thinking of getting an AK at some point - I think they look cooler than ARs and I'll get plenty of experience with ARs anyway in the military, but right now, I'm wondering if anyone here is experienced with AKs - what are some things I should know? Is Century Arms good? I was gonna get a WASR, but if anyone knows any better models, definitely drop them in this thread. Are palm magazines (like the ones shown in the WASR-10 promo pics) good, or should I go for steel combloc mags? Does it matter? What tools should I get? Are there dedicated AK cleaning kits out there? Does wooden furniture have any problems unique to it, and are they significant enough to be worth springing for polymer instead?
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 No.164797

Why use a gun if your gonna kill someone just use poison and you can get away and the person doesnt even know their dead until its too late or just run em over with a car? Unless you need to directly defend yourself.

 No.164799

>>164797
spoken like an amateur murderer

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>>164799
You are professional?

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>>164801
i dabble

 No.164819

>>164797
Basically I only want the AK for home defense and for fun and for the alunya cosplay that is definitely happening
>poison
dogshitnuke, coroner will be able to identify it and the type of poison becomes a major indicator of my guilt
>just run em over with a car
Everybody who I would theoretically want to murder has a limousine or private plane or some such nonsense. Also running someone over is really unreliable and messy even if it does work. it's just about the worst way to murder someone tbh



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 No.164601[Reply]

I just fixed my gas water heater by cleaning the plate heat exchanger with nitric acid, the technicians wanted me to pay 1200€ for fixing it lmao what the fuck
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>>164752
i consider bimbo makeup pretty much any bold colored makeup, as opposed to makeup intended to be natural looking. anything where the average person would think your girlfriend was a prostitute you bought instead of your long term gf. also the makeup is so bold its humiliating to non-bimbo girls. glue on eyelashes, glue on nails and glamorous earrings are a key part of the makeup too even though they aren't makeup.

 No.164772

eww wtf

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>>164762
Lois
>>164764
Oh my fucking hitler

Enlightening text but god damn that picture is so funny

 No.164792

>>164746
Bimbo bimbo goddess sounds like some one piece shit



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 No.164613[Reply]

hey

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H-hi

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me play touhou 15

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>>164621
Their cocks will wrestle and your cock will be the referee

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