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 No.165251[Reply]

cope
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i was thinking of joining the national guard one day
its a lot of work and im lazy

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>>165253
Tuck Frump



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 No.163832[Reply]

pepe
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no one noticed.. phew


>>165234

 No.165408

why are bantpedos still obsessing over a guy that left 2 weeks ago?



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 No.127837[Reply]

Bakeniggers not welcome. Baking is not cooking, blud.

Post food you've made. Depicted is my attempt at a steak (flank steak, medium well as all steaks should be) with a mushroom sauce and cauliflower. Very simple, made it for myself and my grandmother and it was good.

The only issue is that I must have done the sauce wrong because the water from the mushrooms kind of made everything fall apart instead of coming together into a nice thick consistent cream. In the end the shrooms still turned out reasonably creamy but that's more because I drowned it in heavy cream and cooked them for a pretty long time.

7/10, this dish would have been fire if I actually knew what I was doing

PS, Indian coke scrambled eggs are coming soon
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>>165387
It's rice with mushrooms, chicken, onions, carrots and stuff like oregano. The thing on the upper part of this kastryulya is oregano and probably some cockroach poop. I wash it twice in it week because i dont really like to do it all the time.

I also ate all of it in one sitting.

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>>165399
i would eat you in one sitting

 No.165401

>>165400
Though i am a massive pirozhok filled with futa cum…

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>>165399
>I also ate all of it in one sitting.
Heavy weapons guy
>>165401
Aren't we all just massive pirozhki filled with cum in the end?

 No.165406

>>165405
Scarlet Keisatsu



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 No.165063[Reply]

this is false, tewi usually tops reisen in doujinshis
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>>165081
ure mad cause u wanna be labled as a bottom

 No.165135

>>165082
IQ feat, this is why iramqi is my family doctor

 No.165333

>>165082
after i changed my flags you said you would be reisen and dominate me, i have been conditioned into this

 No.165336

>>165333
STOP BLAMING POOR IRAMQI INTO STUFF
JESUS CHRIST

 No.165403

>>165066
But tewis cock is bigger, so reisen has to lower herself because penis size is all that matters.



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 No.160994[Reply]

Just got banned on the sharty for "pedophilia" because of this image AMA
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>>161115
This. So much this. People are so venemous and irony poisoned…

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>>161212
Jannies accepted my appeal so this isn't happening. Plus I only use that site to bait

 No.165290

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This is child porn according to our local non-passing hons.

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>>161115
>Нет воздаяния благим деяниям и нет наказания греху

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 No.145482[Reply]

whaddya drinkin?
whaddya watchin?
whaddya playin?
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 No.151081

bossman let me out early
nap time

 No.165363

bumo

 No.165367

im going to take a massive shit, write a book, meditate and watch tranime or read vns

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>>165367
I didn't think iramqi swore

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>>165374
i can be dark and evil and scary and terrorizing



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 No.165334[Reply]

Nu 'tos

 No.165337

very forced and not remotely catchy the lyrics hardly match the beat

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>>165337
Heh… New to avant-garde musical art, are we?

 No.165342

>>165341
roundabout of saying perro caca but i digress



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 No.165180[Reply]

it's so funny
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>>165279
heavy equipment operator
like the video

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>>165279
nice blow up doll youkai btw
would be better if they had white skin

 No.165324

>>165279
>2
Trying to explain her the string theory and she gives you this look

 No.165325

>>165324
the only strings that will occur are my cum strings dripping from here lips

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 No.119543[Reply]

Discuss
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>>162495
Why is yōmu a pigeon

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 No.165222[Reply]

>new school shooting
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 No.165237

Of course, the 'utafag is happy at the death of children

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 No.165250

Now im too busy watching the LA crashouts

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>>165237
歌fag?

 No.165278

that's antisocial



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 No.165113[Reply]

>computer viruses infecting AIs
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 No.165115

Finally a good time to really have 700 indians imitating ai

 No.165205

Pee pee poo poo stinky shit penis wholesome 100. That's it see ya

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>>165115
indians are resistant to viruses thanks to their lack of hygiene

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>>165213
>dodged 'rona due to proximity to ganges river
is this intelligent design or

 No.165271

>>165213
that's aryan



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 No.6122[Reply]

日本語が話せます
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I meant to say

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 No.156647[Reply]

>whaleson
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stop deleting CP

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>stop deleting CP

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>>165158
What was it

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Ban porn.

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>>165201
baby cirno



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>/bant/ - International Random
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>>160710
Are you going to shit the whale out or will it pop out of your belly

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>/bant/

 No.165204

>CRAPkuya is the one who gets her futapreggers
what a cruel world. yuyko should have had ran's baby. she's the smartest one and probably therefore has the best genes. aunn would even be acceptable because even though she's easily the dumbest she worked the hardest for it. but nope, it's SHITkuya. killing myself.

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>>165198
missed

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>>165204
Kaguya is a blue blood though



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 No.139294[Reply]

;-;
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Relevant

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>>165122
pwned haha

 No.165243

>>165128
I know a bitch who said just that. She would probably hang herself without attention

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>>165243
Funnily enough i just saw her posting a laughing pehpeh gif. (She is my coworker).

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>>165258
marry her



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