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 No.163812[Reply]

we got communists smoking zionists before gta6

 No.163814

Cringekino

 No.163823

give that editor a raise



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 No.163774[Reply]

mom gave me a vaginal cream for my anal candida
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 No.163804

>>163803
Oh sorry, my bad

 No.163808

>>163795
that
or something as simple as handling money and not washing your hands then touching your face.
(you'd switch to plastic if you knew how many bills have been in the wrong side of a stripper's thong)

 No.163810

>>163808
source: i am a stripper

 No.163811

>>163810
apparently i talk to myself now too.
those bills make it back to the bank, get shuffled and rebanded then put right back out into the public, contaminating every other bill they've come into contact with.

 No.163817




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 No.143583[Reply]

Take a loan. Start a business that caters to women. Women are the biggest consumers and their simp boyfriends will pay for it.

There I just gave you the secret to making ez money
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 No.163318

>>163315
financecels do we really

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 No.163816

Shitty title interesting story tho

 No.164284

>>154489
I sold a third at $1.6, I might swing back if it dumps to $1.35 tho

 No.164590

>>164284
Bruh an influencer called it a scam and it tanked so I bought back



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 No.163657[Reply]

I do dragon flags, decline bench sit ups, and hanging leg raises for core. Anything i should change
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 No.163680

you should donate all your valuable to me so u can be stronger without it or something

 No.163681

stop working out and just start eating slop, no boozing though

 No.163703

Do penis planks

 No.163715

>>163657
are you at least a htn

 No.163728




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 No.138090[Reply][Last 100 Posts]

heading to femboyland tomorrow
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 No.142869

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>>138092
>is this america
Something like that yeah.

>>138097
Why's Morocco Turkey Egypt the Western half of Ukraine Switzerland the UK and Norway not green doe?

 No.149316

>>138796
wait what flag is that

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 No.163708

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Holy fuck, and I thought Am*ricans were bad for having spawned this kind of shit.

 No.163709

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>>163708
Meant to reply to >>138877 somehow I fucked up



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 No.163560[Reply]

okay so ummm guys…
the reason memeboy(deadname) left is because…he is not a he anymore
SHE is too shy to show now…her name is memeQUEEN now…i hope you understand and are supportive
she didnt want me to tell you this..she left because she was too afraid to deal with the drama
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 No.163573

>>163569
hopefully you die in your sleep

 No.163579

>>163569
hopefully you die in your sleep

 No.163597

>>163569
Hopefully you have a comforting dream and wake up refreshed

 No.163671

>>163569
Hopefully you have a comforting dream and wake up refreshed

 No.163701

>>163597
>>163671
i did this one :)



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 No.163376[Reply]

I am getting tired of all the soda cans piling up in my room how do you non autistic people deal with thi?
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 No.163511

>>163501
The funniest part is the fucking hot dogs in the kettle

 No.163521

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>>163501
This video is poorly optimized and I was only able to watch it close to the half way point. Also if the alleged pupper abuse/neglect is true that I condemn such actions.

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 No.163698

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>>163376
>>163501
How can anyone live like this?!?!?! this triggers my OCD!

 No.163700

>>163483
Thats why hes called the roach king



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 No.162676[Reply]

I want KFC
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 No.163653

>>162874
Cfa is 1000000x more overrated and overpriced and theres always damned high schoolers crowding it

 No.163655

>>163503
missed

 No.163677

>>163655
it was Mc Donald's AI generated ads with real life futas masturbating and cumming on burgers and throwing lewd phrases or something like that

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 No.163685

>>163677
this sounds awesome, curse you ac for deleting it



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 No.163580[Reply]

i want to preserve the culture of jakking
sharty is the only place i feel sense of belonging
i have a compsci degree and technical skills but have no money
so i started fundraising here
please buy $COBSON now
https://sharty.pages.dev

 No.163589

qeq I remember this

 No.163670

important

 No.163675

ac will save chan culture



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 No.163524[Reply]

hoes mad
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 No.163545

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I unironically prefer cob and soishit over froggots desu.

 No.163602

>>163545
it's because cob has rich culture while frogs are associated with newfag normie boards on 4chan like /pol/ /tv/ or /biz/

 No.163617

its so ugly.

 No.163647

>>163531
cobson got sentenced to a day in the hwa bag 😢 his bunkmate? futa yachie gyate

 No.163672

>>163545
I say this
>>163647
I get it



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 No.153053[Reply]

day 1 of uncontested futaryan victory
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 No.153058

hmm

 No.163512

up

 No.163513

>>163512
He gave up albeit

 No.163520

I guess it was contested after all

 No.163547

Epic win



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 No.163506[Reply]

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 No.163508

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>>163506
>2 hours
nah dawg

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 No.163510

hinæ

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 No.160837[Reply]

every weekday i wake up screaming "I DONT WANNA WAGE I WANT TO SNOOZE" for 30 minutes before heading out to the cagie
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 No.162332

i saw a show called black jesus and theyre all bums who dont work and smoke weed all day. just do what they do

 No.163087

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work sucks so much being a good worker only saddles you with more work

 No.163268

>>163087
and when you figure that out and only do what youre contractually obligated to boomerjews call it "quiet quitting"

 No.163523

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 No.163527

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>>163523
Jesus Christ told me to always give respect and take care of my boss



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 No.162748[Reply]

while you are browsing bant at 12 am, you notice that there is a spam, like, nothing unusual, right? but what got your attention was not the spam itself, was its frequency, it happens exactly in 12 am, 9 pm, and 6 pm, according to bant timezones, all these are ordered to happen at 12 am for each poster
the content of the spam was usual, touhou characters and frogs…but are they antagonizing eachother? they both seemed..organic..and they were all posted by americans with no other flags, they were all samples, and when time passes..they start looking more and more AIish, heres the drill, SSP makea a thread saying they are NOT AI at all after checking on some tools, the pictures look more and more deformed..suddenly..they all stopped..
then..for like 3 weeks they started getting bumped…AC cant do anything, as people were trying to communicate with him to not avail..and all your posts are autosaged/saging, so you cannot counter anything
suddenly, on friday, at 10:30 pm, the closest time at which each banter is at/near to 12 am, the catalogue forms what looks like a seal, and a strange noise comes from the board, you fall asleep, and wake up to this!
>hello there fellow binter! my ritual worked ! i took you all to gensokyo!!
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 No.163147

>>163143
kill yourself tranny

 No.163150

>>163147
NOOOOOOOOOOO

 No.163419

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>while you are browsing bant at 12 am, you notice that there is a spam, like, nothing unusual, right? but what got your attention was not the spam itself, was its frequency, it happens exactly in 12 am, 9 pm, and 6 pm, according to bant timezones, all these are ordered to happen at 12 am for each poster

 No.163436

>>163147
Hes hurting her :(

 No.163502

>Hes hurting her :(



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 No.163433[Reply]

Skipped work because I wanted to play shit on my new PC
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 No.163492

>>163487
>>163488
I used to do this too

 No.163493

>>163488
>>163492
Name ur favorite tram type then

 No.163494

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014…….

 No.163497

>>163493
no I just skipped sчool

 No.163500

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>>163493
I'd skip, stay at home, listen to music, and dream doe



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