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 No.156496[Reply]

post literally you
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>>156496
Me, when I'm forced to use the Normie-web

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>>160257
peak male



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 No.158413[Reply]

dead chat
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>>158776
>BBLs
Battle Belts (in Larg or small)?

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>>158413

>niggaass

 No.160247

>>158413
The lack of walls between those is disturbing.

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 No.145742[Reply]

2 biggest red flags for women:
BMI above 20
Age above 20
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 No.146275

>>146260
Eggzactly my dear Watson, or strap him to the chair total recall style and dont let him go until he goes back to his old cheyedo ways

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>>146275
>You VILL fuck 14 year olds
<NO, MR. SCHWAB! I DON'T WANT TO!

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>>146278
Schwabnigger would probably be against loliconism cuz hes not a #DECENTHUMANBEING

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>>145742
did the page limit get increased?

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>>145742
BMI below 200
Age above 2



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 No.574[Reply][Last 100 Posts]

touhou gooncave
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>>160107
When you squat ur whole foot should be on the ground, unathletic girl

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>>160107
When you squat ur whole ass should be on my face, correction required girl

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>>160107
I want her butthole on me nose

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>>160111
facts, life of boris taught me this

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>>160107
she's correct



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 No.160212[Reply]

Hau~ Omochikaerii!

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boobs

 No.160256

rena cagando

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>>160216
>1st pic
So energetic and full of life, she is best girl with no contest



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 No.158919[Reply]

futa aren't real
stop watching p*rn
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>>160201
I bet u go to prostate exams with a smile on ur face, I bet you bend over, face down ass up during prostate exams. You crypto futafag, PROSTATES ARENT SUPPOSED TO BE MASSAGED.

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>>160206
>crypto futafag
What? I'm not, don't put me on the Futardcaust list, I was just being ironic!

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>>160238
The futaFags.. they've increased their efforts lately, I dont know who's friend or foe, I forgot the taste of water and the smell of food..I close my eyes and I say tenshi destroying the earth in that darkness…. I must go

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>>160206
<Sir, we just examined your prostate last week, we found nothing out of the ordin-
>I don't care. I want another examination.

 No.160241

>>160238
this, it's all just jokes ;)



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 No.159485[Reply]

Futaboreans assemble.
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>>159485
Futamaxxers are crashing out.

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>>160187
Half futa half man.

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>>160187
facts, everyone knows hagmaxxers mog futaPEASANTS

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>>160231
>pee mogs poop

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>>160234
KKKunnychad



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 No.159334[Reply]

Supporting Israel is bant culture
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 No.159345

alladhiina yu'minuuna bilghaybi wayuqiimuuna ss1alata wamimmaa razaqnaahum yunfiquun wa'alladhiina yu'minuuna bimaa unzila ilayka wamaa unzila min qablika wabilaakhirati hum yuuqinuuna

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>>159338
By the way, women can keep their foreskin in Judaism.

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>>159347
it's all fun and games until I catch you lacking and impale you Romanian dracula style

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>>159349
Did Romanian Drakula vote for Dan

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>>159334

>kicked out of 110 countries

>blame countries for antisemitism
>oy vey



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 No.27543[Reply]

I like danganronpa.
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Wtf i like Danganronpa now

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>>160029
Fuck you, fucking faggot

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>>160029
penis too big
nice boobs & balls though

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Hundred Line has the best cast of girls of any Kodakaslop



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 No.159934[Reply]

kanpai
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>>160050
alrlight kanpai means cheers in japanese its like when you take a shot you know im pretending to be asian so im saying kanpai instead of something like "having vodka" thats what it is

 No.160166

>im pretending to be asian
>pretending
YWNBEuropean, son of the Τρώων θ᾽ ἱπποδάμων

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>>160166
good job not being funny

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>>160170
Facts don't care about your feelings.

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>>160175
good job not making an interesting reply



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 No.160099[Reply]

>unibrow

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unibrow can be solved by using a razor. you should ridicule anyone you meet in real life who has a unibrow because they're either too lazy to shave it or have tricked themselves into thinking it looks good



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 No.160065[Reply]

I don’t fuck with futa, I put ‘em in graves
Talk that sweet shit, get your face erased
Anti-futa gang—WE DON’T PLAY!
I don’t do no “traps,” I don’t do no “cute”
Futa dick gettin’ BLASTED—execute!
Niggas switchin’ sides, now they suckin’ dick
Put ‘em in the dirt, make the whole clique sick

FUTA GENOCIDE, LEAVE ‘EM IN A DITCH
TALK THAT SWEET SHIT, GET YOUR JAW DISLOCATED
I DON’T DO CHICKS WITH EXTRA PARTS
PULL THE TRIGGER, WATCH ‘EM FALL APART!
Niggas talkin’ straight but they really faggots
Sneakin’ in the DMs, tryna get a futa habit
I don’t do that weird shit, boy, that’s tragic
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>>160068
nothing funny, bussyfag

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I don’t do no “traps,” I don’t do no “cute”

Futa dick gettin’ BLASTED—EXECUTE

Futa dick gettin’ BLASTED—EXECUTE

Futa dick gettin’ BLASTED—EXECUTE

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>>160065
>—
le ai symbol

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>>160073
50 cent wrote these rhymes actually

 No.160087

authentic



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 No.159682[Reply]

pls Rember
that wen u feel jebany or pedał
never forget ttimes wen u feeled bobr
wen day is kurwa alway rember ja pierdole
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>>159698
what is it

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I never feeled bobr

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>>159721
maybe that yuuka rapes daiyousei ? idk

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>>159690
WHERE WERE YOU WHEN I WANTED TO ASK YOU ABOUT WHAT HAVE YOU/IF YOU EVER DREW ANYTHING ON FEBRUARY 17th 2025 HUH?

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>>159762
it's like bags of sand



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The Chief Scientist Skibidi Toilet was the secondary antagonist of the Skibidi Toilet series and among the smartest Toilets introduced before his death. He served as the right-hand man of G-Toilet and a considerably close friend who achieved many technological breakthroughs throughout his experience in the scientific field, creating notable and significant inventions such as the Parasitic Skibidi Toilets and the Skibidi Mutants, something which would temporarily shift the tide of the war in favor of the Skibidi Toilets. In addition, he had been entrusted with retrofitting G-Toilet with the necessary upgrades to help counter the Astro Toilets' invasion.


The Chief Scientist Skibidi Toilet had played a pivotal role in the series as the forefront conductor of inventing revolutionary parasitic weapons, capable of infecting and possessing the influence of both the Cameramen and Speakermen. His parasitic production had consequently resulted in the Large Parasitic Skibidi Toilet maintaining long-term occupation of the Infected Titan Speakerman before it subsequently received additional vital upgrades supported by the Skibidi Toilets until the Titan was later disinfected. In addition, he also seemed to have played a huge role in outfitting the Toilets with various equipment and upgrades that were stolen from Alliance members, not even excluding the desecration of the hardware-heads' corpses to create Mutants and the forceful conversion of captured humans into more Toilets. Eventually, he met his fateful end in Episode 70, where he was brutally killed off by the combined efforts of Plungerman, Knife Speakerman, Polycephaly, and several other prominent Alliance members in Alpha Hills. It also appears that he may have worked with the Administrator, who led the Infiltration squad to his hideout after deciding he was no longer useful to his secret plans.
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You know what sucks about dying? The crash. Everything up till now. The brain damage, you guys, everything—it has made my life so much more real. I started thinking about all the things I was going to do. I'd never been more excited to be alive! All that hope… wasted.

Simon Jarrett was a Canadian literature and film enthusiast. He is the protagonist of SOMA.

All those simplistic minds we've run into. Just reviving a dead person doesn't seem to work that well. A robot body seems to make people a bit… unreliable. You are the best of both worlds. A sound mind in a sound body.

Simon Jarrett is a white-skinned Canadian man with brown eyes and brown hair. His height and weight is 198 cm (6′ 6″) and 82 kg (180 lb), and his blood type is AB.[1] We see Simon's face at two points in the game—once in an introductory flashback, and once in a photograph found in Simon's Apartment depicting him and Ashley Hall.


Prior to his brain injury, Simon enjoyed watching television and playing video games. He worked at a bookshop called The Grimoire with his friends Ashley and Jesse. He may not have appeared particularly health-conscious, with his apartment being primarily stocked with fast food; from left-over takeout to frozen dinner meals, but this may be a result of the crash, and he makes a comment that he'll buy something healthier on the way home from his scan appointment. His apartment was somewhat cluttered but not outright messy, and the clutter could again be excused with the crash.

Simon used to be very easygoing at the beginning of the game. He was only slightly subdued and cautious due to his injury, which caused him headaches and pain, and could make him pass out if he got too stressed. If his stress was prolonged, he ran the risk of dying due to the swelling of his brain and the resulting bleeding, so he tried his best to limit the stimuli he was exposed to. He refused to turn his television on, and did not seem to keep a radio in his

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Timothy Donald Cook (born November 1, 1960)[1] is an American business executive who is the current chief executive officer of Apple Inc. Cook had previously been the company's chief operating officer under its co-founder Steve Jobs.[2] Cook joined Apple in March 1998 as a senior vice president for worldwide operations, and then as executive vice president for worldwide sales and operations.[3] He was appointed chief executive on August 24, 2011 after Jobs, who was ill and died that October, resigned.[4] During his tenure as the chief executive, he has advocated for the political reform of international and domestic surveillance, cybersecurity, American manufacturing, and environmental preservation.



Since 2011 when he took over Apple, to 2020, Cook doubled the company's revenue and profit, and the company's market value increased from $348 billion to $1.9 trillion.[5] Cook is also on the boards of directors of Nike, Inc.[4] and the National Football Foundation;[6] he is a trustee of Duke University, his alma mater.[7] Outside of Apple, Cook engages in philanthropy; in March 2015 he said he planned to donate his fortune to charity.[8] In 2014, Cook became the first chief executive of a Fortune 500 company to publicly come out as gay.[9]

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The game takes place from the perspective of Paul von Schmidt, a young German veteran who returned from the trenches in France after the end of The Great War. Paul and his brother Johannes were raised by their crippled father Karl (who was a wartime contributor) and their worrisome mother Madelein, with Karl's father Lother living with them for a time. Lother was a former military general, and forced his corrupt views on the glories of military life on Karl during his upbringing and upon Paul before his death; this caused friction in the family, as Madelein was opposed to this, causing tension between her and Karl, and she rarely even acknowledged Paul due to fearing that he would become like his grandfather. Johannes was later rejected by Karl after the discovery that he had an illicit affair, and both were pressured into joining the war effort by him.

On the battlefield, Paul became a Lieutenant after Karl had some strings pulled, and Paul proved an incompetent leader as his immature and unrealistic views worsened the conditions for his company, leading many to starve. Later on, Johannes, realizing the futility of the war, shoots Paul in the foot to take him out of duty to keep him from being killed. During an attack, Johannes is heavily injured, losing his left arm and eye, with barbed wire tearing his face open as well; Paul guiltily leaves him behind in the chaos, and both are separately taken by French forces as POWs. After the war's end, both are sent back home, with Karl horrified by what he forced his sons into and the hysterical Madelein continuing to ignore Paul while in denial of Johannes' survival, seeing him as "cuckoo" that is hidden away in the attic and neglected; the scarred, traumatized Johannes becomes increasingly alien to Paul, who begins to develop a warped view of his family overall.

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"Lotus Land Story," a game in the Touhou Project series developed by Team Shanghai Alice, was rated 12+ by the Game Rating and Administration Committee (GRAC) in South Korea. The GRAC typically assigns this rating for the following reasons:

1. Mild Violence: The game may contain fantasy violence where players engage in shooting enemies, typical of bullet-hell shooters. While the violence is not graphic, it might still be considered unsuitable for younger children.

2. Mature Themes: There may be themes or dialogues that are more appropriate for teenagers, even if they are not explicitly adult in nature.

3. Complex Gameplay: The difficulty and complexity of the game might be challenging and better suited for an older audience capable of handling more demanding gameplay mechanics.

These factors contribute to the 12+ rating to ensure that the content is appropriate for its intended audience.



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 No.68460[Reply]

>Hello, im houjuu nue. Wanna see my penis? I have a penis. It's big or small depending on my mood. I can swing it like a sword. Please look at it. Im… begging you~…
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 No.158604

>>158593
Imagine marrying Nue thinking she'll burn herself out but she never does. Imagine feeling her cock poke at your lips for the third time this morning and realising she really just needed you as a girly hole. Imagine being made to memorise the shape of her penis better than her lips, the taste of her semen more than her saliva. Imagine getting used to the dizzy hypoxic feeling of her nuenis occupying your windpipe too huge and thick to let you breathe properly. Imagine even after all this it's just warmup for when she spreads your cheeks and makes your little human penis flop around while she occupies your ass. Imagine not even needing a reacharound or even her looking at your penis because her girl meat is so girthy and long it can't help but crush your prostate during her hours-long sessions where she kisses the back of your neck and whispers how much she loves you, her breasts smooshed up against your back while her cock throbs inside you and fills you up with another inhumanly thick load.

 No.159661

>>158604
According to that one frogsnake doujin Nue is less than 9 cm doe

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 No.159870

>>158604
blood flowed into my penis when i read this

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>>159870
Blood flows into my penis and nobody bats an eye. Blood flows out of my penis and everyone loses their minds



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