No.150762
>>150745wait that means we don't have you
nice self report
No.150763
>>150762Ummmmmmmmm……..nooooooooooooooooooo??????
I just exluded myself because it was too obvious, mmkay? Dont question it or something
No.150774
>>150763why is this youmu devouring a tiny red human
No.150777
>>150774Once upon a time when i bought a gunpla (gundam plamo (plastic model) for you unjapanese gaijins)(i think it was Hyakku Shiki MG (Master grade)) the package had a little red figurine (like one of those toy soldiers or something….althought not many peoples here will get this reference because im the only old one here) of character from gundam animes called Char Aznable (you mightve heard of him), you were supposed to paint him but i didnt and he stayed red, almost exactly like the shape in the sticker, it wasnt very big though, about the size of my nail i guess (although the one i got from Master Gundam was pretty big, about the normal anime figurine size, but you were supposed to put the little one inside the robot i guess anyway).
To put it short boy-youmu is chewing on a toy soldiers to extract estrogens from plastic to preserve her youth and beauty or something like that
No.150780
>>150763
hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
No.150784
Finally watched the overview trailer and duchess/executioner gameplay looks pretty kino, i guess i`ll play those if i did end up buying the game
No.150803
>>150736>im only going to have s*x with a touhoubro cosplayeramen
No.151320
just realized rya says she's feeling cold when you first meet her in liurnia because snakes are cold blooded
No.151546
>>151539Black souls saved my life.
No.151564
>>151550You still have to beat DkS2, DkS3 and incel ring dlc, unless then no winner in life status for you
No.151569
>>151566You are richer than me because you`re american so you should buy games yourself (for my entertainment) and for me too since you live in the land of free money doe
No.151609
>>151607evendoe you`re neeting and can still afford to travel the world therefore meaning you`re hella rich and have to help your thirld world brothas financially via buying them videogames?
No.151617
>>151613I really, really, really like this image.
No.151645
>>151550dark souls saves your life in the sense that it makes you able to spot a tiny diamond in a pile of shit
youtube essay makers say how it made them neva give up or something but Miyazaki himself said that there are people who simply won't succeed in life and these games are there for them so they can get that sense of accomplishment that's out of reach in real world but that's okay because the world is a shitty place so you can just lower your expectations and enjoy little things
No.151719
>>151645I could just play a better "hard" game tho
Any action game past normal difficulty
Any shmup
any fighting game
any online shooter
Any arcade game
Dark souls is a meeper still but mainly because of its lore and level design.
No.151727
>>151723can't find it, either the jews removed it or I exaggerated whatever the actual quote was
No.151749
the new boss soundtrack is quite peculiar, I wonder if it's work of kota hoshino who is apparently one of the composers
No.151946
libra seems to be all about balance hence the name and scale
looks like baphomet who is apparently a symbol of balance
offers you a buff but also gets a bonus if you choose it
uses both holy and frenzied flame spells
has a staff with a hand on it which could symbolize union of 2 fingers and 3 fingers who are opposites
saging myself because no one cares
No.151950
also balances two fighting styles (melee and magic)
No.153660
>>153535this picture goes unbelievably hard. bumped
No.154002
>>153667You are cute and valid (on the left)
No.154004
>>153668love the palico in the corner
No.158762
>elden ring movie
Its over
No.158764
>>158762trainwreck incoming
No.158990
or is it she?
No.158993
>>154365fuck i hate that guy
No.159777
Who gonna play fortnite reign wit me
No.159829
>>159774omg
moonlight greatsword>>159777maybe bimt can have a password if matchmaking works similar to the base game
No.160094
>>159774apparently this might not be the final boss but I don't want to read about leaks too much
it would make sense since their other games don't have final boss achievements
No.160259
>Incorporates 3rd-party DRM: GuardIT
Guess there really is no Torrent xDDD
No.160881
Messmer is the best boss in elden ring
No.160883
don't play nigreign before sleep or you'll have dreams about escaping from the rain for entire night
No.160892
>final boss already out
>Its rahdan again
No.161064
>>161042watch out triple a studios we will buy every shitty game you put out, play it for thousands of hours, buy all the dlcs, buy all the merchandise, and then… seethe and leave a negative review on steam
GAMERS… ASSEMBLE!
No.161109
>>161042it kinda sucks ass tbh
No.161201
>>161109Whats wrong with it?
No.161230
>>161201I'm getting my ass kicked
real talk they need to decrease HP of the night lords, you chase them all around the arena then when you manage to hit them the health bar barely moves, very tedious
No.161238
5.5 hours and I still haven't beat the triceratops
No.161239
>>161238beat him on second run but the other bosses are impossible
No.161240
>>161042wait that came out already
No.161262
>>161239How do i get the reverse emo girl
No.161368
beat adel/gaping jaw!!!
so basically using the boss weaknesses is a must, the ruins on map have icons next to them showing what elemental weapon you'll get in them so they are important
alternatively you could use a relic that adds elemental damage to default weapon then upgrade it with materials from mines
the poison really fucked that dragon, he even has a puking animation when you poison him and is easy to damage during it
try to build synergies, it's a roguelike after all, I got a passive that regenerates your hp when someone is poisoned and it was huge help
No.161370
>>161262which one
duchess gets unlocked when you give the watch you get from gladius to the priestess, you can get the watch if you fail too I think
for revenant, buy mirror in the store then a ghost will appear in roundtable, interact with it then beat the boss there
No.161372
>>161370Is the game actually decent solo? I heard their gonna do some updates.
No.161374
I tried one solo game and it wasn't a pleasant experience, maybe the patch next week will make it more tolerable but it's balanced for 3 players
No.162312
>>161374is it any good in general
No.162317
>>162312idk if it's good but I'm having fun
it's a little too fast though, yeah the point of the game is urgency and need to become op quickly but there's barely any time to even read what items you find do because you need to keep running to get stronger
also the class balance could use some work, some are clearly superior (ironeye)
overall an interesting experiment but I have a feeling it will die pretty quickly
No.162318
and the night lord fights are super cool, very spectacular especially the final boss
No.162322
If ranni is a doll
And i want to have sex with ranni
Wheres my ranni sexdoll?
No.162324
The soytendo switch 2 duskbloods looks like its gonna be nightreign 2
No.162335
>>162317ill probably buy it later once i get paid maybe
No.162732
bow crit animation on classes other than inroneye is just tf2 sniper huntsman taunt
No.164713
Revanent design is good
She looks like white ranni
No.167353
48 hours and never once got morgott invasion, how the heck do so many people have achievement for doing it
No.167365
>>167353I've gotten it twice in 21 hours of expeditions