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 No.189976

IT'S HAPPENING

 No.189979

good

 No.189980

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Moids be like: Can't wait until wife bots make becky beg for me again *actually gets cucked by chadbot 6400*

 No.189981

Its over, Human Boi

 No.189982

Imagine being cucked by a robot

 No.189985

Do I need a metal dick to get girls nowadays?

 No.190014

>>189980
Women cant rely on the bot for protection or money and she will get bored of it

 No.190059

good

 No.190741

all these fucking CLANKERS taking OUR women.

 No.190746

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>>190741
it's okay because in a few years you'll be able to buy a BullBot™ and the associate subscription service where for $30 a month you can get a vial of Elon Musk's Xemen™ mailed to your door. you can put the Xemen™ into the BullBot™ and it'll automate the process of impregnating your wife, girlfriend, sister, daughter, or roommate with his superior genetics. You'll be able to sire the child for an additional $5 a month licensing fee. This is the future, goy.

 No.190750

>>190746
I was thinking what if we ALSO had female robots that we implant our genetic material into to impregmant Elon's mom.
Then I realized this is basically homestuck troll reproductive process except women's titties aren't filled with cum.

 No.190751

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>>190750
elon musk is a eugenecist and doesnt want the masses touching his bloodline methinks
also
>this is basically homestuck troll reproductive process except women's titties aren't filled with cum.
lois what in gods name is this guy talking about

 No.190752

>>190751
Homestuck trolls are like bugs and every so often Killer Robots come to your house and force you to dump your "genetic material" into a bucket to be delivered to the Mother Grub so she can birth new trolls who are then raised by monsters.
Trolls never drink their "mother's" milk and they're bugs so why would they have tits? Also the mother grub is female, how would eggs impregnate her? The only answer is that female trolls' tits are filled with semen.

 No.190754

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>>190752
ive never read homestuck, this is all schizo to me

 No.190757

>>190754
The orginal site doesnt work anymore ever since flash stopped working.
It really is schizophernic.

 No.190759

>>190757
And the creator is a talentless hack sellout bum who is coming back to try and grift a few more million dollars with a shitty webseries.

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>>190754
Wait until you hear about Troll romance. Honestly Hussie cooked with the worldbuilding. Making a truly alien and interesting society.

 No.190779

what about the gays?

 No.190780

>>190779
Robotokonoko

 No.190781

>>190780
i have one of those

 No.190811

>>190780
this might be more marketable that you realise.

 No.190822

good

 No.190971

>>190759
Huh. You mean his games?
I honestly stopped caring once he switched to hiveswap.
Besides i think toby stopped making music for hussie after the series concluded

 No.190972

>>190971
No. New Homestuck animated series coming out by Vivziepop. Toby will voice John.

 No.190973

the game was a seperate grift.

 No.190974

>>190972
Also you kind of cant read homestuck anymore since the site is broken and unmaintained and the only unofficial way to read it got nuked by Hussie.

 No.190976

>>190974
You can. There are mirrors and unofficial Homestuck collection which preserves all flashes

 No.190977

>>190976
yeah but you KIND OF cant

 No.190978

>>190977
because Hussie threatened to sue the unofficial collection. Only github repositories exist of it now.

 No.190979

>>190977
Uhh I guess. I hope that vivziepoop doesn't butcher hs too much, Toby's voice acting is pretty good, he already voices John once

 No.190980

>>190978
The fuck??? He literally recommended it to people on xitter. Nigga's off meds again🥀🥀🥀

 No.190982

>>190972
>Hasbin hotel homestuck deltarune

 No.190983

>>190979
Im thinking its gonna be SHIT because so much of Homestuck came from being a comic on the internet in that specific timeframe. It was a comic about the internet and it will lose a lot. Idk maybe it will do good but Hussie is a FUCKING hack.
>>190980
Its a genius strategy. Now the only way to experience Homosuck will be the shitty animation.

 No.190984

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>>190982
>All of these things

 No.190985

>>190983
I'll still check it out for Toby's voice and animation prolly won't be too bad. The baby is you was peak though

 No.190987

>>190983
I've also heard that they're making an official collection

 No.190989

>>190985
>>190987
Yeah Im shit talking it but Ill watch that garbage anyways. Even if only for the renewed Vriscource.

 No.190990

>>190989
Vriska is one of my least favorite characters. I like kids better than trolls anyways

 No.190993

>>190990
IK right. It was so ass when they revived her to fix like half of the shit wrong. Hussie is a FUCKING hack.
It's gonna be fun to talk about shit like that again. Also speaking about the kids, Dave's voice gave me whiplash. Sounds too nerdy ngl.

 No.190994

>>190993
>Dies
>Still impacts the story massively
>Makes a plan to defeat lord English
>It just fucking works without an issue
>Gets revived in the end too
Fuck vriska

 No.190996

>>190993
Can you send me the clip of his voice?

 No.190998

>>190996
He's the first guy to talk here. IDK maybe im too used to deeper fandubs but I guess he actually sounds like a 13 year old here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yl5x8jpiOsg

 No.191000

>>190998
I like the voice actually

 No.191001

>>191000
yeah on second thought its fine. I was just too used to the voxus monotone dave lol.

 No.191004

>>191001
i like that he sounds cooler than john, but not too cool. rose's voice is pretty decent too, i'm excited for trolls and jade



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