No.189735
Like some of those were egregious. All the nigga said was "Hello" back and suddenly the conversation has to be about his genitals and asking "what he is" like he's some specimen. WHY DO PEOPLE CARE SO MUCH? WHY CANT YOU JUST SAY HELLO BACK NIGGA!?
No.189736
>>189733that would be terrible
No.189737
>>189736why do you value gooning that much
No.189738
>>189737because sex is the closest you can get to a separate person. its one of the main things that makes us human.
No.189742
>How many men befriend or talk to women with the sole intention of getting in her pants?
Babu just discovered there can be no friendship between men and women, time for a diapy change and a warm bottle of milk
No.189743
>>189742Note: no friendship between straight men and women, I've noticed homosexuals and women can be bbfs
No.189750
>>189742>>189743Maybe its impossible for sex obsessed and insecure incels (you) to be friends with women, but most people don't have this issue.
No.189754
being friends with women is for men who pee sitting and watch romance comedies
No.189775
just like
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man
No.189849
>>189754Again too sex obsessed and insecure. I remember one of my best friends from high school was a girl. It was fun just to play and joke with her like any other friend doing stupid high school shit. I never had any sexual or romantic thoughts towards her. She was just one of the boys haha. Not like she was ugly or anything either before you start coping.
No.189850
I swear its the most emasculated male failures who have the biggest "man" voice in their head. It weighs on them like a parasite.
No.189853
Man high school was fun as shit. So many people in the adult world are so fucking boooooring. I remember getting in trouble after class cuz my bro was making me laugh in the dead silence of class over the stupidest shit. Damn those were such lazy carefree days.
No.189855
whats weird is that i never bothered to keep in contact with them. I dont even remember their names anymore. It hasnt even been that long since I graduated and I already dont know what the fuck any of them are even doing lol.
No.189860
>>189754>men who pee sittingi do it because its just more comfortable okay
No.189861
>>189858This guy has one gimick when posting. I can instantly tell who it is. Just seething about christcucks and jews every single time, like, don't you have a hobby or something?
No.189867
>>189864ayayaya el pollo loco dantha dantha dantha!!!!
No.189870
>>189867>dantha dantha danthawhy are you speaking in Ontarian Dravidian?
No.189875
>insecure
Anyone who uses that word unironically deserves to have a scorching iron pole stick up their assholes, then have each of their fingers and toes smashed, their femurs broken with a sledgehammer, have parts of their skin flayed, have salt rubbed on the wound, and then to be hanged, drawn and quartered.
No.189892
>>189887why do soyshits feel the need to make fun of everything they say. does not instill confidence when you basically say "just kidding.. heh that was stupid but i know it was so thats better right?"
Like theyre afraid to not cover themselves in irony </3 o algo
No.189896
>>189892I just wanted to post Iraqi sex minister pic, hence the o Algo and I am not a soyteen! Lurk more newfaggot

No.189908
>>189851facts, us aristocrats also shave our whole bodies and wear the clothing of kings. we do our makeup also like the aristocracy of egypt and europe and the blue-collar peasantry can't understand us so they cope by calling us faggots
>>189864this was awesome until the pubes and yellow cum
No.189917
>>189908you need a bbc to fuck the man out of you
No.189928
>>189849I had a friend group of females in middle school but then one of them fell in love with me. I didn't reciprocate and that lead to me eventually leaving the group.
No.189929
>>189908Men not trying to make themselves beautiful (the great male renunciation) has got to be the biggest biological anomaly of all time. Men are biologically situated to be the ones who make themselves look more attractive to their mates and to work harder to attract mates in general.
No.189932
>>189929nature wants men to be male peacocks, but nature is evil
humanity almost succeeded in defeating nature, but then came tinder and gen z and it all went to shit
No.189933
just spilled rice all over myself and my mousepad
No.189935
anime is also responsible for this, nuke japan
No.189951
Okay chatGPT summarize this thread