should i become a jehovah's witness? i dont care about the jesus and salvation stuff; i just want to join a cult.

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Anonymous 08/08/25 (Fri) 22:08:06 No.187946

should i become a jehovah's witness? i dont care about the jesus and salvation stuff; i just want to join a cult.

Anonymous 08/08/25 (Fri) 22:13:03 No.187948

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there are easier (exh. 1) and more based (exh. 2) cults out there, keep diggin'!
all being a JW will do is stop you from drinking coffee and they'll convince you black people were cursed by god

Anonymous 08/08/25 (Fri) 22:14:50 No.187949

>>187948
I'm pretty sure the cult on the right is dead.

Anonymous 08/08/25 (Fri) 22:14:51 No.187950

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nvm i was thinking of mormons

Anonymous 08/08/25 (Fri) 22:16:13 No.187951

>>187950
Jehova's witnesses died in the holocaust lol.

Anonymous 08/08/25 (Fri) 22:19:15 No.187954

Join Raelism, Scientology, or some other UFO cult.

Anonymous 08/08/25 (Fri) 22:20:32 No.187955

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If you want to join a cult then make sure to join it as its leader

Anonymous 08/08/25 (Fri) 22:20:43 No.187956

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>>187946
>simple steps to cleaner air
>go electric
was this shot in Russia? I thought Z-land was a petrostate and ultra conservative so they hated electric vehicles/global warming stuff

Anonymous 08/08/25 (Fri) 22:22:30 No.187957

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>>187956
>Z-land
>ultra conservative
be real

Anonymous 08/08/25 (Fri) 22:30:56 No.187964

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>>187957
the apple people are kind of based but everyone else is some flavor of conservative wikipedia says
and apple people hold no real power

in any case i thought ruzzians outside of moscow and st peter griffin hated joos and gays and green energy and such

Anonymous 08/08/25 (Fri) 22:32:47 No.187967

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