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 No.185532

We must stop bantpedos

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 No.185537

Schwanzlos will try to justify this

 No.185538

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Women are fucking evil to the core

 No.185539

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 No.185541

>>185538
Women killing is like going to the doctor. Men killing is like the wayy Dirlewanger killed people. Women are made of flowers and men made of coal, shit and sinister vile pedo thoughts.

 No.185548

>>185541
My thoughts are filled with flowers, kittens and cobson. Speak for yourself, george.

 No.185551

>>185548
This is relatable

 No.185552

>>185548
>>185551
consider transitioning

 No.185553

>>185552
Testament >>>>>>>>> Br*dget

 No.185554

Im sick and tired of trannies and pedofiles trying to determine my fate as a straight cis male, us bros need to band together and stand strong, hand in hand to deter this aggression

 No.185555

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 No.185556

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>as a straight cis male

 No.185557

>>185555
Blue archive pedos falseflaggin

 No.185558

>>185555
bint mansion needs to be in japan

 No.185559

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>Blue archive
>pedos
>falseflaggin

 No.185562

>>185555
I wonder what his internal monologue is like in that moment

 No.185563

>>185556
illt
>>185555
Instead of fat ugly bastards brohus need to be federally assigned to cougars

 No.185567

>>185555
brohu culture won

 No.185570

>>185562
>А-ха-ха! Конечно, блин! Молодец! Ну, вот… Ты мне нравишься полностью, Саша, блядь! Пиздец, нахуй! А другие приедут блядь, пять минут, и хорошие уже, нахуй. А-а! А-а! А-а!

 No.185571

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>Да не, нормально, у меня эта смазка сама выделяется, я же пидорас, все свое… О-о… О-о… Ой, хорошо как, о… Это просто прелесть! Так уж… О! О! О! О! Хорошая я шлюха, да?

 No.185574

>pedoroska letting us know what he will say during anal poopoo intercourse

 No.185583

>>185574
>Да не, нормально, у меня эта смазка сама выделяется, я же пидорас, все свое… О-о… О-о… Ой, хорошо как, о… Это просто прелесть! Так уж… О! О! О! О! Хорошая я шлюха, да?
<Да ниче.
>Да? Ха-ха-ха! Еби меня сколько хочешь! О! Я могу попку сжать. Сжать?
<Сжимай.
>Сжимать?
<Как тебе нравится.
>О-о! О-о! О-о!
<Почувствовать.
>Она даже хлюпает, блядь, у меня, блядь! Пиздец, ну у тебя болт, блядь, хороший. О-о! Я давно такую футу искал, блядь. Которая меня может проебать хорошо, блядь.
<Да… Главное, чтобы, блядь, не кончить, нахуй.
>Ну смотри, хочешь, в рот кончи потом. Или как? Или в попу?
<Еб твою… час ехала, блядь, пятнадцать минут ебаться?
>А-ха-ха! Конечно, блин! Молодец! Ну, вот… Ты мне нравишься полностью, Марин, блядь! Пиздец, нахуй! А другие приедут блядь, пять минут, и хорошие уже, нахуй. А-а! А-а! А-а!
<Столько времени ехать, чтобы, блядь…
>О-о… да!.. нет!..
<Сосать еще будешь!

 No.185584

>>185583
haven't missed these ones

 No.185585

>>185583
missed

 No.185586

>>185583
what was it

 No.185588

>>185586
it was an irl photo of him doing the jack-o-pose naked, with a picture of a futa on the right (the futa had smegma on its dick)

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>>185532
Bro married a 26yo. If my wife aborted my baby against my will I would literally pull the noose out.

 No.185598

>>185593
why not kill her first

 No.185600

>>185598
Uh I obviously wouldn't hang myself

 No.185601

>>185593
>Marrying an older woman

 No.185602

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It's just fake reddit fearmongering against the sacred art of time
But I would try to inseminate my wife for a good transit. Also if you are going to avoid any sun sign, why not the ones where the sun falls like libra?

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>>185601
>Marrying

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>>185598
so true bestie

 No.185645

>>185538
Men killing infinity people via cumming into issues since internet porn was discovered

 No.185656

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>>185593
>>185532
she is way too old to be aborting children, she has only like <3 years left of high quality fertility. but related experience, when i had my schizo fiancee she was insanaely fearful that we would have a daughter that would be more pretty than her and i would run away with our daughter (schizo logic. she also would cry that if i had a sister i would rather fuck my sister. she was just so mentally ill). she therefore said the only way she would stop taking birth control would be if i didn't intervene if she wanted to murder our daughter & we could only have sons. i was deeply in love with her so i said it was okay, plus we would have been together for 4 years by the time she was 20 so there would be so much time to attempt for a family and i was counting on her becoming less schizo after becoming pregnant for the first time.
then that stupid bitch killed herself and gave me no babies and i never found a girl as pretty as her ever again

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>>185645
How much people are killed by men via masterbaiting? Quadrillions upon quintillions

 No.185701

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>>185555
me behind marisa

 No.185702

>>185656
they should write a kinda shitty VN or short story about your life, man

 No.185704

>>185656
Children arnt worth shit anymore unless you harvest their organs or sell em off to epstein adjectents

 No.185705

>>185702
about a manlet that posts about his fake girlfriend on a 4chan knock off? I don't think it would sell very well tbfr

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>>185602
This is idiotic.
When I get married I will simply bang my wife anytime and trust in God that the day of our child's birth will be auspicious

 No.185783

>>185777
Trusting for the right moment has never benefited me; why leave it up to chance if you already know how to bend it to your benefit. I'm currently waiting for the venus jupiter conjunction and for the mars-mars opposition to end so I can go ahead with my current scheme.

 No.185786

>>185777
shut up faggot

 No.185787

>>185671
thank you for the cherry, remilia. scarlet as your eyes, scarlet as the pure life that spilled out from my heart that day </3

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>shut up faggot

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>>185705
i can hardly believe it too sometimes



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