No.184480
EPPIC ……..RAP……. BATTLES………OF HISTORYYYYYYYYYYYY !!!!!
SOYJAK!
VERSHUS
GIGACHAD!
Soyjak:
>Gigachad? More like Gigasad
>After this battle you’ll be Gigamad
>I'm Soyjak! The greatest meme these past few years
>When i’m done with you, Sleek, you’ll be N' Tears
>I heard you’re from Russia, so don’t act so hunky
>You go apeshit over a picture of a monkey
>My wife might want Jamal and Abdul to top me
>But at least I don’t need her to photoshop me
>I’m livin’ in the west and drinkin’ my onions
>Letting in blacks like a good little goy
>At home i’m raising Tyrone’s baby boy
>And beating your ass fills me with joy!
>When you get bullied bitch you deserve it
>How cool can you be, your name is Ernest!
>but i’m a nice guy, so here’s a tip bro
>If you think you can beat me, the answer is NOOOOOOOO!
Gigachad:
>Why yes it's gigachad on the mic how could you tell?
>Dropping rhymes so advanced you're gonna cry and yell
>You better shut it soyjak, you bald little bitch
>Why don't you go and orbit some thot on twitch
>I'm learning, bettering and improving myself
>you're putting another funko pop on shelf
>regurgitating shit you see on reddit
>claiming you're the first to have said it
>up votes are your greatest achievement?
>soyjak, you need psychological treatment
>now go in your man cave and play on your switch
>while the monochrome man fucks your bitch
Soyjak:
>NOOOOOOOOO you can't just say that
>At least, not without me calling you an asshat!
>your face may be chiseled, all the girls are your fans
>But once they get tired of you, they settle for the family man
>you're an idol to the incels, but I'm their worst nightmare
>when I call out their bigotry, that gives 'em a big scare
>that's right gigachad you're nothing but a static meme
>but me as a meme, I'm simply supreme
>Your response is trash, I showed off a huge flex
>so get out of here gigachad, before I mock you with a greentext
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
No.184481
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No.184515
Soyjak won because this was made by a soyteen. Next do, asstrology Hans vs Russian kutaka.
No.184528
>>184515'taka wins cause I said so
No.184616
kek gigachad drops more heat in one verse than soyjak does in two
gigachad won from the start, although pepe should have come in like abraham lincoln at the end of Trump v Hillary and owned both of them