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 No.171863

i hate being born a male

 No.171864

I hate being born whale

 No.171865

🥚

 No.171866

its not about being a tranner at this point
the male stereotype is so narrow, if you fail at fitting youre doomed

 No.171867

Wish granted
For your bad karma you will be reincarnated in your next life into a rock

 No.171868

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>>171866
How can you say this in Iraq

 No.171869

>>171868
these people are actually so moidish of you talk with them about stuff like touhou theyd mock you to death

 No.171870

>>171869
Makeup good, touhou bad, hypocrites

 No.171871

>>171869
you need extreme male brain to like touhou though

 No.171872

that makes me realize chads are more feminine than autists (even the ones who crossdress)
they can participate in foid activities like gossip without much problem while it's not a possibility for malebrained neurodivergents

 No.171873

you wouldnt if your sun wasnt in water

 No.171876

>>171873
if sun was in water it would be put out

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 No.171884

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Happy life with a Nuenis wife!

 No.171886

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join me then

 No.171887

>>171884
Calm down Nue. I'm not in mood

 No.171888

>>171884
Give me all Nue. I'm in the mood

 No.171889

>>171884
We found another egg, God I wish I could fund these trans girls transitions, I will work harder I promise

 No.171896

>we found another egg

 No.171899

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>>171884
>not a single pube

 No.171901

>>171899
Inb4 spain gonna spam some swampass slop now

 No.171903

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being a girl is definitely easier today, but being male is about as difficult as ever. and you don't have a choice anyway
you have to apply your God given larger cranial mass and more developed brain and more muscular body to carry the weight of the world that's given to you
and you don't have a choice
women have to carry babies instead, and you can't, because you don't have a choice

 No.171905

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Lets transition together

 No.171907

Let's go super saiyan together

 No.171910

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>>171905
ok but I want to keep my balls

 No.171918

>>171914
this looks extremely similar to my room, even the curtains are in the same place

 No.171921

literally put a PC under the desk and radiator in the corner and it's 100% photo of my goon station turned into 2d by ai

 No.171923

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iramqi, don't listen to the others
i won't keep telling you this so please listen carefully
please take hrt before it's too late :(
since you're studying pharmacology i imagine that makes obtaining it even easier
if you can't get it prescribed you can always buy it online here https://astrovials.com/

 No.171928

>>171919
I was so preoccupied with the background that I didn't even realize it's fvta but yeah that's another part that's very similar

 No.171938

Who is blud talking to

 No.171939

>>171923
Truthnvke

 No.171940

>>171941
idiot, delete this

 No.171946

>>171923
im not doing that because im planning to die young so it doesnt matter

 No.171955

>>171946
Uve been saying this for the last 6 years

 No.171956

>>171946
are there any huge poppy species in Iraq?

 No.171959

>>171956
>Oh god im gonna make morphineeeeee

 No.171960

>>171955
i didnt get the chance
>>171956
i think in kurdistan

 No.171964

>>171960
Twink death israel

 No.171965

>>171946
how do you want to die

 No.171974

>>171965
Freezing to death

 No.171982

>>171960
How Bout you stop capping and actually live life to the best of your abilities. Leave the death talk to me, nigga

 No.171990

>>171965
getting killed while defending innocents or getting publicly executed has always fascinated me
>>171982
i know i sound corny but eh

 No.171993

>>171990
>Publicly executed
Youre not gold d Roger, you will never be

 No.171994

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>>171993
what did you expect i was exposed to op sinxe i was like
barely walking

 No.171996

>>171994
Yeah yeah yeah, we all saw Saddam and Gaddafi getting ack-ed when we were six years old. When the morning comes go to a flower field and make a crown of flowers and wear it, you vill be merry and cheerful, nigga.

 No.171999

Just go private DMs and VR frot cringelords

 No.172000

>>171996
im content and satisfied
death is normal to me, fascinating in a sense, i accept it and would like to embrace it

 No.172027

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 No.172028

i love being born whale

 No.172032

>>171999
pointless without touch and smell simulation

 No.172033

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it genuinley sucks how bad at makeup i am when i look like the way i do. im not a tranny or anything id much rather be a 6ft chad but thats not happening so i thought maybe i could be a beautiful otokonoko but thats not happening either

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 No.172036

>>172033
Just sell your body already

 No.172037

>>171946
thankfully everything below 80 is young

 No.172043

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>>172033
Ask you sister to help you

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 No.172183

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>>172033
Makeup for men is kinda ez doe. In my experience it's not about trying to look like a woman but using it to just make your face look softer in general, concealer/foundation goes a very very long way and usually whenever I wear makeup I just do concealer and I use eyeshadow to kind of give myself raccoon rings around my eyes and make myself look sleep deprived. I have a fairly masc face by default so really it's about contouring around the nose and jawline more than anything else to make my jawline look sharper and nose smaller but the biggest tip I can give is to make sure you're drawing people towards the upper half of your face. If you don't know how to do makeup, keep it simple, stupid, and do this
>foundation/concealer, whole face
>eyeliner
>eyeshadow if desired
>fake lashes
(A note on the fake lashes, MAKE SURE YOU TRIM THEM! Most fake lashes from the store, at least in muttmerica, are designed for LaTawsha and Shaniqua, so they're they're gonna be very long and gaudy. The idea is to bring out your eyes and make them look bigger so you're gonna wanna trim them to maybe just half an inch to 3/4 an inch longer than your natural eyelashes. If you don't want to do fake lashes, just get a good, WATERPROOF, mascara and use that.)
>optional: make strategic use of highlight/glitter/blush to bring out your cheekbones.
>lipstick/lip gloss is optional and sometimes not the right call but generally helps to soften your face. Sometimes I use black lipstick, but if you're not feeling lipstick, literally you can accomplish the same thing with chap stick from the dollar store, it softens out your lips and that kinda rolling motion still plumps them so they'll look full
hope this was at least a little bit helpful

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>>172183
i already do all this stuff i just have extremely low precision motor skills so i can barely do eyeliner

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 No.172408

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>>172183
LaTawsha and Shaniqua lashes are my fetish though

 No.172412

tl;dr?

 No.172413

shitty thread who made this shit

 No.172424

>>172413
at least it's in diaper

 No.172425

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>>172190
its all for female attention basically because i really enjoy being called things like handsome and cute by women i dont know, so in a roundabout way it's actually more straight than average i think
>>172402
see my issue is i flinch whenever i try to do my tearline ;-;
>>172408
what if theyre on LaTawsha and Shaniqua doe? I know this is unrelated but I hate this new style that's caught on with black women (at least, lower class ones) where they go out of their way to look as gaudy and trashy as possible. They really do tend to look better imo the more subtle their makeup is. i know youve spoken on the bimbo thing b4 but ive been looking for an excuse to go on this particular rant for a little while so

 No.172523

>>172033
Utsuho schizo says take aryan progesterone

 No.172524

>>172523
why is he gone

 No.172525

>>172524
Being normie rn

 No.172528

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>>172425
noviopische…

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>>172425
dont worry i will use every excuse to discuss my taste in women
>look as gaudy and trashy as possible
i love glamourous kinds of styling but i loathe alternative and punk styles.
glamorous looks without being trashy-punk are the best.

its sort of like when you see a toyota 86 / subaru brz and its a 6 second 0-60 14 second quarter mile but tries to look super powerful and fast, versus a chevrolet SS which looks unassuming but is a 4 second 0-60 and 12 second quarter mile. it's refined.

pic is some trashy whores from gta6 that are apparently going to be major characters
i like their makeup, eyelashes, nails, hoop earrings etc but obviously its completely contrasted by the random glamorous whore with a big mouth despite actually being similar when you break it down
trash gta6 whores: 2/10 flaccid, repulsive even
big mouth whore: 9/10 fast erection switch

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btw yeah i compare everything in terms of cars but women are a perfect analog to cars because you want the most reliable, young, low mileage one you can find even if you have to pay more and even if the maintenance becomes like a ferrari

 No.172545

>>172033
When i said when i look the way i do i meant i think i could look decent and the unfortunate thing is i am a retard who cant do anything. I have bored myself with faggot transvestite nonsense now and i want to post bunnies and talk about dolls and cobson

 No.172559

>>172539
I want my gf to be like a trabant coz Trabi is peak

 No.172563

>>172539
what kind of car are futas

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>>172535
>trash gta6 whores: 2/10 flaccid, repulsive even
>big mouth whore: 9/10 fast erection switch
>black 2/10
>white 9/10
Das raycis

>i loathe alternative and punk styles.

zamn I dress like this doe :(

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>>172570
i think each race can look good relative to their own race but i'm so concerned with reproducing i respectfully will not chase nonwhite women. besides, if there are attractive black brown or yellow women then i want them to preserve their own genetics with high quality men of their own race. im extremely racist but i love black brown and asian races, i just love my own race the most.
here's a black woman with nice hair and makeup.

 No.172587

>>172563
idk electric vehicles or something

 No.172588

>>172585
>im extremely racist but i love black brown and asian races, i just love my own race the most.
then you arent extremely racist

 No.172589

>>172588
He's just anti immigration and wants to have fun

 No.172590

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Since were now talking about cars cant we agree that this is sovl?

 No.172591

>>172570
whites are better
>>172585
макияж творит чудеса tho 9/10 niggergirl

 No.172593

>>172590
ssu tebe na ebalo

 No.172594


 No.172602

>>172591
>макияж творит чудеса
i'll rant
women are their makeup, and their camera angles, etc
men who discount makeup are silly
>she doesn't really look like that
so? she looks like that when we are having sex and taking photographs, i dont need her to look like that when she is sleeping or breastfeeding my babies
i look way better when i am dressed up to impress as opposed to slaughtering chickens or working in nuclear containment too

 No.172603

>>172588
He just has a positive outlook on racism

 No.172613

>>172591
same word for makeup

 No.172955

>>172566
cute reisen



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