>tfw im not getting drafted because im too fat

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Anonymous 06/14/25 (Sat) 03:02:38 No.166661

>tfw im not getting drafted because im too fat

Anonymous 06/14/25 (Sat) 03:11:39 No.166662

says the country thats gonna be turning into a caliphate soon

Anonymous 06/14/25 (Sat) 03:16:28 No.166665

>>166662
says the country whos completely and utterly cucked to the illegitimate state of israel
mashallah may allah reign fire upon the united states

Anonymous 06/14/25 (Sat) 03:17:51 No.166666

>>166665
im not dying for israel
:fact:

Anonymous 06/14/25 (Sat) 03:20:07 No.166667

>>166666
you will against your will though
emperor trump will force you to do it or you'll get deported to el salvador

Anonymous 06/14/25 (Sat) 03:21:48 No.166668

>>166665
>>166666
:fact2:

Anonymous 06/14/25 (Sat) 03:25:44 No.166673

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>>166666
based

Anonymous 06/14/25 (Sat) 03:28:03 No.166675

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Anonymous 06/14/25 (Sat) 07:03:13 No.166709

>>166667
Get drafted and then frag your CO at 3 am

Anonymous 06/14/25 (Sat) 08:31:54 No.166719

to do be like dat sometimes

Anonymous 06/15/25 (Sun) 04:36:57 No.167276

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>>166661
TFW a state mandated diet is implemented in Bongistan toward all obese folk and small victory gardens are outlawed leaving only big state sanctioned corpo farms in operation.