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 No.162708

Part 1

Here's a good tip you can use if you want to show your futanari girlfriend/wife how much you love her. You need to take a jar and collect all the semen she ejaculates and all the goo from her pussy in that jar. Then after the har is full, you bury it in the ground, wait for 2 years and then dig it out. Then you must put contents of that jar in your mouth right in front of her, but before you swallow it you must wash your mouth with those fluids. This is how you show your love properly

 No.162709

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Part 2: Post Mortem

When your futa gf/wife dies, you can show her that your feelings toward her are sttonger than death, that even death can't kill your love towards her. You will need: a shovel, a hammer and lube. You go to her grave, dig her out and with the help of the hammer you break her spine, that way it will be easier to position her on the ground. Then you smear lube around the ass and pussy and you start fucking her, you start repaying all the cum she spilled inside of you. It's good if she has maggots on the inside because they give you an additional stimulation. After you are done you leave her in a hole in the ground and wait for the next day. Once she decomposes and turns into a nice muddy puddle, you undress snd dive right into her, splashing her around. You have her all over you and the bugs and maggots crawl all over you. This is the best feeling, THIS is a true love

 No.162710

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You are my antithesis, evil madospin. Polish, futard, and gook lover.

 No.162711

>>162710
What nationality are you since Polishness is your antithesis?

 No.162712

>>162711
I am human

 No.162713

>>162711
indonesian

 No.162714

>>162713
That makes a lot of sense

 No.162718

>>162710
sole too dirty

 No.162719

Heh, futard polacks jerking each other off, give it some time footage of them in their gooncave having fun together will surface

 No.162731

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>>162719
I mean, by the looks of it I would guess Indonesia is an antithesis to Poland, based on the reversed flag

 No.162773

>>162709
>When your futa gf/wife dies, you can show her
impossible because conscience emerges from matter

 No.162776

>>162773
Kill this retarded chimpanzee

 No.162880

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tf goes on in boland

 No.162882

I really only like futa in the presence of otokonoko so id never marry a futa and i think all futabians should die

 No.162885

>>162882
you are otokonoko

 No.162892

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>>162882
futa ruins otokonoko, we otknk belong to upperclasswomen and hags only

 No.162929

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>>162885
I still havent met any futas yet to marry

 No.162935

i like how the character looks just like this one

 No.162977

>>162935
this made me so uncontrollably angry I punched my desk a few times

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 No.162982

>>162935
It's not as bad as i remember

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 No.163010

I dreamed about otokonoko tewi last night

 No.163012

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 No.163016

>>163010
i also had a dream about jun before but i cant remember when

 No.163023

>>162935
Iramqi made this song

 No.163035

>>162977
you lost

 No.163037

youre not funny

 No.163040

youre funny

 No.163041

>>162892
older women dont like feminine men

 No.163060

>>163041
What are cougars

 No.163068

blue caca this is your mindset or something

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 No.163106

>>163016
I dreamed about Rei-kun

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