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 No.162424

Recently I went to an anime con, I met a touhou fan there, he was an obese mexican who stank like shit and semen. I tried making a civilized discussion with him, I mentioned how BA has good official content unlike 2hu which has to be carried by community, otherwise it would suck. He got so mad that, I kid you not, cockroach antennas popped out of his head and he started calling me jewish(he guessed it right) he then tried to pray to hitlеr(in spanish of course) but I interrupted it by punching him. The teeth I knocked out polluted my bag of coke but that's not important. I then seduced a juvenile looking Flandre cosplayer and had long hot sex with her while he was sitting on a cuck chair

Is this how every touhou fan is really like???

 No.162425

the obese mexican?
ac

 No.162426

I'm spiritually Mexican

 No.162427

Then you woke up from the dream and looked down, seeing your locked clitty leaking. You dragged your fat body of the bed and went to the fridge, taking out a container of old stinky kimchi, you saw the announcement of the release of touhou 20 and all the hot cosplayer girls dancing synchronously, you got so mad your hemorrhoids flared up and you died from blood loss in a pool of your shit, finally u found urself in hell with all the kpop idols and project moon staff.

-the end.

 No.162428

>>162427
Forgot to mention, 60% of those dancing cosplayer girls were crossdressers

 No.162430

>>162427
Touhou fan is mad that I'm saying truth

I only believe in trinity of otaku culture: Blue Archive, Blue Archive and Blue Archive

 No.162431

>>162430
Hangosayo, kimchi da, jangooko? Samsungo

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 No.162433

>>162431
We are in a 1st world, please use 1st worlder's languages like english or hebrew

 No.162442

Touhou has more futanari, Checkmate

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 No.162469

blue archived is just fetishized lolis kys pedo

 No.162471

blue archived is just fetishized lolis replace touhou with this

 No.162472

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 No.162496

>>162469
Zun would make touhou into that if he didn't pussy out, Koreans aren't such cowards, this is why Japan is losing, Chiang Kai Shek would be proud 🇹🇼🇹🇼🇹🇼

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 No.162505

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>>162496
>Zun would make touhou into that if he didn't pussy out, Koreans aren't such cowards, this is why Japan is losing, Chiang Kai Shek would be proud 🇹🇼🇹🇼🇹🇼

 No.162520

>>162505
You are mad because you know I'm right. I am much better than you because I have a PhD in Administration of Crucifix Ejaculate, meanwhile you only have years of experience of looking at touhou feet, shameful!

 No.162522

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>>162520
Forgot to attach an image

 No.162541

geg this guy is still coping his "touhou killer" (this time for sure) gachaslop faded into irrelevancy already

 No.162543

blue caca

 No.162547

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everytime im go to the bathroom a new bluaka character is released

 No.162639

>>162547
And she's instantly my new waifu

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>>162547

factoid

 No.162651

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>>164027
What is she saying?

 No.164076

>>164064
It's up to viewer interpretation basically because Korean isn't a real language

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 No.164079

>>164076
I see, so she's saying "those are true facts, please marry me" thank you Miku

 No.164086

>>164076
You.. you are a truetaku



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